Tomthinks.com -- Say Whatever

Tom said: Mary is a huge fan of police monkeys. We met at the a stranger Academy of fisherman.

Tom said: a stranger is a huge fan of worm sports. We met at the Doodle Master Academy of sport.

Tom said: Jessica is silly friends with God. They have fire in common, as well as clam girls. They both enjoy punching to bug music.

Tom said: This is the new random generator guys! Just type n.o.u.n, a.d.j, p.e.r.s.o.n or v.e.r.b without the periods and it'll replace it with random examples of that kind of word.

Tom said: Satan said "ghost bugs have no place in our society. Take them to the hills and jump them off a cliff."

Alex H. said: My hairy lion: fire is jelly

Alex H. said: That sounds like the best TV show ever

Peter B. said: hey there party pepple in the place to be!

Peter B. said: Tom, suggestions for make this real awesome: a syntax like with asterisks or something so for example when we say n.o.u.n. by itself it doesn't make a n.o.u.n., but we have to put asterisks around it. also the ability to pluralize random generated words. From where do you take your dictionaries?

Alex H. said: ^Just for the record this guy up here is my best internets friend

Alex H. said: Just so y'all clown s know

Alex H. said: Nouns

Alex H. said: earths

Tom said: @Peter, yeah, I think you're right. I just want it to be easy though, so maybe just an asterisk before the word. Like *word. I yell monkey boys.

Tom said: Doodle is in Seattle.

Tom said: @Peter, about the pluralization.. hmmm, I think I have an idea. Right now, I just have arrays with whatever words I think of, but I could make matching arrays with plural versions, then detect whether there's an "s" directly after the word, so if you typed "nouns" and it chose "monkey" it would see the s after noun and select the plural version. What do you think of that? I think George would be proud.

Tom said: Oh, and as you can see, there's a guide on the left, below the submit button. Mr. Bean was very lucky, because they found two boys and a married monkey. That makes me want to grow all the way to Africa.

Tom said: lion milk vacuum cleaners and lazy breakfast towns.

Tom said: jellyclam

Tom said: David the Gnome is the best clamball player I have ever heard of. I feel so poor when I see them trip. I also love my bowl of ghost bugs.

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a adj man named Tom, and he had a adj website called tomthinks.com. He had a bunch of adj stuff on it. It was great. Notable fans include person, person, person, person, Morgan Freeman, and person.

Alex H. said: ...well that didn't work.

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a skinny man named Tom, and he had a funky website called tomthinks.com. He had a bunch of sticky stuff on it. It was great. Notable fans include we, God, Tom, Satan, Morgan Freeman, and Superman.

Alex H. said: That was surprisingly apt. (You need the asterisks.)

Pumkin said: I am very hungry.

Tom said: Yep, the * must precede the magic words. Josh knows this best. I'm hungry for green wads.

Tom said: A mom needs derpy vacuum cleaners more than Jesus could ever know.

Tom said: lolzy.

Tom said: Everytime I deck the TV, hairy * noun breakfasts appear on the screen. It makes me slam the hole and call Mike Tyson, but he usually doesn't answer cause he's at the International pizza convention.

Tom said: Everytime I watch the TV, fat nard clouds appear on the screen. It makes me grab the blood and call David the Gnome, but he usually doesn't answer cause he's at the International bib convention.

Tom said: me munchs a lot

Tom said: Obama burps a lot

Tom said: me falls a lot , but then a woman gave birth.

Tom said: me cooks a lot , but who cares...

Tom said: I added a "but" magic word.

Tom said: mark will grow mom, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Tom said: dust will fall derby, but what does that even mean?

Tom said: fire will yell glass, but he gave up.

Tom said: Coat mixed with bubbly sport creates naked clouds. me discovered this while in Africa last year.

Alex H. said: Is this the poor boy? Is this just jelly? burped in a cloud, no crunch from mom.

Alex H. said: ...I swear, it knew I was typing in Bohemian Rhapsody. Dat "poor boy"...

Tom said: Sometimes, it seems to know things. coat!

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a obtuse man named Bill Clinton, , but who really needs that anyways?

Tom said: Lion + coat = Doodle, but the plane crashed in and killed them all.

Tom said: Mr. Bean said "I can't fall without fat moneys." No duh, but then a baby fell through the ceiling.

Alex H. said: Your ghosts are like two pizzas, and your beans are like two bugs.

Alex H. said: I must clinch on. I have to trip the basketball. I killed a new fisherman. You cuted me greenly. My ghost is eternally married.

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A.J. said: HAHA! I am tornado kick up jump the boogie to the boogie of the boogity beat.

Alex H. said: A.J.! Now the gang's all more or less here on occasion! :D

Alex H. said: I firmly believe that whoever invented the "buttered popcorn" flavored jelly bean should be tried for crimes against humanity.

Tom said: I think nick is mean

Nick said: Fun you tom

Tom said: I think nicks a cunt

Tom said: Nicks a faggot

Nick said: meep

jono said: Your both wits

Tom said: Nicks so mean just because i wouldnt buy him a shisha

Hudson said: I agree nick is mean

Nick said: Tom's dead spread the word

Tom said: Same here hud

Tom said: Ill never think your nice nick

Nick said: You're* and fun-Whits* Jono you twelve year old cunt

Hudson said: He is never nice

Tom said: I thought so

Tom said: Www.nicksadick.com

sam said: Oi nick you think your a big cunt aye

Hudson said: Www.nicksadick.com is a great website url is so true

Hudson said: Actually fun you tom silly boy

sam said: < im a faggot sam the faggot

Nick said: Tom i hate you and i don't care if you think im mean your gay

TheRealNick said: I would never spell You're with Your, silly hudson boy

Hudson said: That's not very nice

NoI'mTheRealNick said: No i just hate tom you imposter

Gunter said: Quack! Quack!

Ice King said: Gunter SHUT UP!

Gunter said: Quack! Quack!

Tom said: Hi.

Tom said:

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Alex H. said: Hey. New guys. This place is called "Say Whatever", not "Spam Annoying Crap". Now, if you all stop insulting each other and stuff, we can have some good weird fun here, mmkay? :)

Tom said: Well said, Alex. I actually deleted a portion of the SPAM, and I may delete the rest of it soon.

Alex H. said: My bird-like fire: sport is fisherman

Alex H. said: My glossy dinner: artist is cloud

Alex H. said: My loud milk: bib is butt

Alex H. said: I am having way too much fun with this, but who could ask for more?

A.J. said: Chicken is coming. Be careful of beaks.

Tom said: Earth Tong fisherman boob. I eat pizza with Mr. Bean hair sprinkled on it. My favorite pizza join is in New York, but he's an idiot. crying for pizza will make a blood rich.

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Tom said: Oopsy, I need to make sure I check to see if information actually is entered in this thing for it to be submitted! basketball artists!

Tom said: I am a famous basketball artist nard.

Tom said: Whoohoo, just booked a little vacation in the Bay Area in April. Yay, slightly warmer weather!

Alex H. said: Poop backwards is poop.

Tom said: Poop it forward.

Alex H. said: Dusts watch loud knees , but no one cared.

Alex H. said: I just saw Bert at Africa. He told me about the time he saw Mr. Bean at college. Or maybe he was a girl.

said: Seattle

said: Is wicked cool.

Idgit said: Sometimes I wonder if there's a smile on your face. Existentialism. Catheters bring me joy.

said: Log slam blue Mary church , but what does that even mean? dust munch talented Bill Clinton school , but then a bird threw up. This is really cool!!!!!

Tom said: Larry said "cloud clouds for sale!" , but there really was no pie.. Watch out for elephant log when you visit church. It's a really bubbly place. I like to cut there at least twice a year.

Tom said: I added some new words. Mary knows this. They say "sticky fist!" every time I clap.

Tom said: I also added a form validator, so no more empty posts.... well there's still one way to make blank posts.

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Kyle said: Mud rocks were tastier when the Nordics were here. I'm not begrudging you your recipes, it's just time to find a new scum, Conan.

Kyle said: "think, Josh, you turtle!" said Conan. But it was useless. The dust had already reached church. They took a artist from their sour jelly and studied it, noting every pizza and contour. It was lucky, or at least it seemed fat.

Kyle said: , but the plane crashed in and killed them all. , but he's an idiot. , but he's an idiot.

Kyle said: Conan put the artist back in his gelatin after rubbing its paunch thrice. "Josh, just carress for once!" he shouted. But Josh was only a frigid turtle, a simple cloud at best, and could only have fun with like a buttery eye could disappear. Conan, nephew of Obama, massaged his hairy temples; "I can only take so much more of this nard," he thought, , but what does that even mean?

Kyle said: Meanwhile, orange miles away, Tom Obama, glass slam master of the green church, looked at his lusty feet. The dust had come, and with it, the dinner.

Kyle said: Conan had enough of this gross earth. He hefted poor Josh's cool weight on his back. "If you and I weren't breakfast-bonded, I would jump you here on the spot," Conan spat. Josh blinked in silence. The two traveled orange-wise, hungry and skinny.

Kyle said: The dark moons rose, , but no one cared. and the two hairy travelers traveled orangewards toward a green beacon, eating skywards downwind of them. The night brought a peculiar brand of stillness to the fake landscape, full of cars and dotted with nawing breakfasts, glasss, *and amazing lions.

Kyle said: "Tomo-Bama always told me that we're only here in passing, and that you know the really real by the clams," suggested Conan. "What do you think?" Josh grunted, "dust jumps, and fires slap." Conan finally cracked a super hot smile. "You're making too much sense right now, loud girl-turtle," he shot back. The two plodded towards the beacon, hungry for vacuum cleaner and dust, ignorant of the fact that Sally Larry was following unseen.

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Tom said: Howdy, Kyle!

Kyle said: Hey Tom, great randomizer. Stories just grow out of this so easily. I might use this as a tool in the future, if that's groovy by you. I've been a fan of your stuff for a long time; keep up the good work, man!

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Alex H. said: Can't wait to read what you come up with, Kyle. :)

Tom said: Car car fishermans. cut a dirt, carress a gross girl.

Tom said: Lol, carress a gross girl

Alex H. said: Satan Mike Tyson was a dead attachment who rather enjoyed decking derbys at Russia , but I haven't heard why yet.

Alex H. said: Conan Mr. Bean was a amazing breakfast who rather enjoyed growing moms at school, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Alex H. said: Bill Clinton we was a rich dust who rather enjoyed spiting crowns at Ethiopia, but then a baby fell through the ceiling.

Alex H. said: Bahahaha like in Maynard 5

Tom said: That was a good one! Or shall I say, that was a American one!

Tom said: I called up God on da telephone and i verbed violently till i dropped the phone. Then momma called the attachment police and they hauled my ass away. Tough monkeys, I gotta get a dark lawyer, or I'll never verb in the free church again.

Tom said: Oops. I forgot my asterisks!

Alex H. said: I called up God on da telephone and i screamed violently till i dropped the phone. Then momma called the attachment police and they hauled my ass away. Tough monkeys, I gotta get a dark lawyer, or I'll never swing in the free church again.

Tom said: Nice!

Tom said: I'm working on something really fun to add to my site soon. It's going to be sort of like the old days at tomthinks.com

Tom said: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Spooky Joe. Play with him by clicking his button on the left.

Kyle said: "I'm going to Seattle, tonight, Carrying the mother and coat on my back, watching under sunset, waking the portly darkness. "She whispered in my poor ear, son, you want to weave a tapestry, , but then a woman gave birth. "Thirst for water in Athens, then ride in the hatchback to Russia, then tell me if good things are waiting there for Mr. Bean and me."

Kyle said: You were a dorky jelly, but nooooooooooooo... I jumped and you punched, but we never munched. Russia gave us the paper we needed for the time. You stayed, but bugs got stuck in it. And I left, a sleepy mark in polices

Tom said: Ooo, I like "...a sleepy mark in polices"

Tom said: Crown me glossy monkey before the multitudes of mechanisms, but then a baby fell through the ceiling. Ethiopia will never be like Heaven again, unless we slam the glasss down and munch all naked pizzas. End of boy.

Tom said: Momrodentpapercheeselogs. OK???

Tom said: North Korea is actually lead by Larry. He's a supreme ghost. Every news source can kill it into their dirts.

Tom said: I added some new wordz. Nintendo without moneys is like American dyslexic dinners defenestrateing church bees. This is well documented in the book of dinosaur.

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Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a frigid Sega Gamegear named Spooky Joe. He would not stop saying "hey", but who really needs that anyways?

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a buttery piano named fat *name. He would not stop saying "hey", but I haven't heard why yet.

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a dorky fist named muddy *name . He would not stop saying "hey", but who cares...

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a lazy wrench named gross Dad. He would not stop saying "hey", but bugs got stuck in it.

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a buttery boy named rocky Mom. He would not stop saying "hey", but who cares...

Alex H. said: Once upon a time there was a amazing soda named siamese Sally. He would not stop saying "hey", but there really was no pie.

Alex H. said: Siamese Sally

Mark said: Hi! My name is Mark

Mark said: , but I haven't heard why yet.

Tom said: Hi Mark. Siamese Sally says hello.

tom-you-are-an-idiot said: Hello

Tom said: Sup

Alex H. said: Hi Mr. Tom-you-are-an-idiot! Long time no see! We still have the record of your first time here with us! Because you're that special! c:

Tom said: I saw bubble sports with horns sticking out of their bibs. Honestly, it made me feel satirical, so I took a bath in guitar juices for 5 hours, but what does that even mean?

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Waltron said: My tummy hurts.

Waltron said: Prosthetic

Waltron said: I'm doing this over... My party disorderly

Tom said: Waltron will manipulate bloods till Dracula ends up in Hell. I read that in a fruity ugly book. It was all pictures and no boys.

Tom said: Derby *pizza with unfortunate mushrooms slathered in grabing girl sauce.

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Alex H. said: So I did this some time ago http://i.imgur.com/NLvoNhz.jpg

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Tom said: Haha, that's awesome! You should scan it.

Rebecca said: Tree running hairy Joe Jonas Central Park but

Rebecca said: OH HO OH HO HO HO HO

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Tom said: Hrmm

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Alex H. said: Oh hello Chinese Google

Alex H. said: I wonder if this one still works

Alex H. Randomized said: Music is actually ghost-like clock?

Alex H. said: Yep. So now not only can you make completely random sentences like a milk, but you can also ignore words with random rodents.

Alex H. said: David Bowie and Dad went to Sudan. They decked tons of aerodynamic Nintendos, , but I haven't heard why yet.

Alex H. said: Santa and Obama went to Hollywood. They triped tons of talented lunchs, but I haven't heard why yet.

Alex H. said: Ben Franklin and Dad went to Russia. They triped tons of rich wads, but bugs got stuck in it.

Alex H. said: Dracula and Bert went to Egypt. They rubed tons of siamese beans, but I need to go now.

Alex H. said: Jesus and E.T. went to Sudan. They explained tons of legless ports, but he gave up.

Alex H. said: Satan and Mike Tyson went to Sudan. They smashed tons of bloody boys, but who cares...

Alex H. said: ...omg, that last one...

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Tom said: Haha, it's like a lottery of hilarity.

ronny said: Q5tWCK http://www.c1dOvW6eef5JOp8ApWjKQy5RO5mLafkc.com

Tom said: Oh hai ronny.

A.J. said: Ben Franklin was the pimpdaddy science meister of the revolution. Scoring French women and securing our freedoms.

Tom said: Salad breakfasts, salad with nard, salad on a bubble. MMMMmmmm, no one makes salad like Peewee Herman.

Tom said: Ever eat a carwhich? It's like a sandwich, but with a super hot sorta beery flavor. They eat them in college ALL the time, but nooooooooooooo...

Tom said: Lion ships float poorly in a sea of cup. You'll have to grow or swim or something fast, especially if you got the ugly scurvy. toilet pirates will pick you up and slap you around.

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Tom said: I guess Say Whatever is dead.

Tom said: But not really. It can be resurrected at any point.

Tom said: Poop

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Sam said: Spooky Joe is very cool. Good idea here.

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Spooky Joe said: Thanks buddy

Alex H. said: Hi. Sorry for not being on for a while, I've been making awkward comments on your Vine.

Alex H. said: Dinners like to clinch, but this is only speculation.

Alex H. said: Bubbles like to ignore, but this is only speculation.

Alex H. said: Dinosaurs like to explain, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Alex H. said: Lions like to bark, but who cares...

Alex H. said: Trucks like to kill, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Tom said: So I added a spam filter. If you type anything in that new box, it'll change your message to something random. Hopefully the spam bots will keep us entertained.

SPAM-tom said: burp book lion to deck siamese ghost. This message brought to you by the Larry's New York Group.

SPAM-d said: bark peanut bathtub to overwhelm frigid calculator. This message brought to you by the Mary's Canada Group.

SPAM-Poop said: grab coat scum to jiggle green bib. This message brought to you by the Mr. Bean's Sudan Group.

Alex H. said: You, sir, as always, are brilliant.

Tom said: Tharnks thar. I love that Say Whatever is developing more features.

Tom said: I think I might start making new posts post to the top.

Tom said: I like trutles

Alex H. said: Glow yelled at Tom, but the plane crashed in and killed them all.

Alex H. said: It didn't work for me.

Alex H. Randomized said: You are unfortunate tomato...

Alex H. said: Dead people like Josh and me slam trucks at Egypt, but this is only speculation.

Alex H. said: Freaky people like me and Santa kill logs at North Korea, but this is only speculation.

Alex H. said: Satirical people like Homer Simpson and Tom eat guitars at Japan, but what does that even mean?

Alex H. said: Glossy people like Larry and Doodle manipulate bugs at Hollywood, but nooooooooooooo...

Alex H. said: Portly people like Bert and E.T. watch mustaches at Hell, but who cares...

Alex H. said: Unfortunate people like Mom and Mike Tyson clinch prosthetics at Boston, but it's just a theory.

Alex H. said: Frigid people like Sally and Google trip sharks at Hell, but bugs got stuck in it.

Alex H. said: Talentless people like Larry and Mike Tyson swing bacons at college, but he gave up.

Alex H. said: Super hot people like Conan and Dad smash boys at grocery store, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Alex H. said: Funky people like Dr. Butter and Mike Tyson overwhelm wads at Phoenix, but then a baby fell through the ceiling.

Alex H. said: "But then a baby fell through the ceiling"

Alex H. said: I can only think of the enormous baby in Maynard 5

Tom said: Dude, me too.

Tom said: Eye piano to the truck pizza muthalight beamer.

Tom said: Piano pal to the knee bubble muthatowner.

Tom said: Bee beer to the milk photo muthaartister.

Tom said: Beer butt to the artist blood motherprostheticer.

Tom said: "Beer butt to the artist blood" would be a great hipster cheerz

Tom said: Or, "toast" rather.

Tom said: Let's wake this place up, Mike Tyson. It's about dorky time that we get some hairless chatter in this cheesey place.

Alex H. said: I used to be a sport like Dr. Butter,, but there really was no pie.

Alex H. said: I used to be a paper like Conan, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Alex H. said: I used to be a mechanism like Homer Simpson, but he's an idiot.

Alex H. said: Yes. yes he is.

THE SCREAM said: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

THE ALEX HAUPTMANN said: I KNOW WHAT YOU watchED LAST TUESDAY

Alex H. said: I decked what you growed last party (Also sorry about the scream, the kid who sits next to me in digital art class just posted that)

Alex H. said: I crunched what you pooped last hole.

Alex H. said: I think I will stop there

Alex H. said: Steroids are like less steroids on steroids

myself said: What happened to the ninja story???

Tom said: It's right here!

SPAM-barny1 said: clap photo mustache to clap creamy bug. This message brought to you by the Doodle's Hell Group.

SPAM-freelo said: sprint cloud mustache to yell cool cloud. This message brought to you by the Santa's school Group.

SPAM-friend said: rub jelly attachment to explain orange dinosaur. This message brought to you by the Mike Tyson's Seattle Group.

SPAM-flyman said: expell peanut artist to disappear lusty shower. This message brought to you by the Mike Tyson's college Group.

SPAM-infest said: carress coat dirt to have fun with ugly blood. This message brought to you by the Conan's prison Group.

SPAM-dogkil said: secrete bee luck to munch sour hole. This message brought to you by the Mike Tyson's Wonderland Group.

Alex H. said: "Rub jelly attachment to explain orange dinosaur." There's a story behind that.

Tom said: I wonder if those were actually spam bots, or people. peanutnog from santa truck.

SPAM-thebes said: crunch truck pal to think hairy nard. This message brought to you by the Obama's Boston Group.

SPAM-dogkil said: munch blood dust to cook dark Sega Gamegear. This message brought to you by the George's Never-never Land Group.

SPAM-coco88 said: expell mechanism bean to clinch blue ghost. This message brought to you by the Peewee Herman's Heaven Group.

SPAM-razer2 said: trip wad toilet to wrestle fake police. This message brought to you by the Satan's Denver Group.

SPAM-eblann said: jump ghost ghost to ignore siamese shark. This message brought to you by the Superman's school Group.

Alex H. said: Um, note to anyone who might actually be a person: if you're not a spambot, don't fill in the box that says "this box required if you are S-P-A-M"

Alex H. said: This message brought to you by the me's college Group.

SPAM-goodbo said: slam party Sega Gamegear to slam dorky gun. This message brought to you by the Satan's New York Group.

SPAM-razer2 said: burp police butt to kill portly scum. This message brought to you by the Beiber's Phoenix Group.

SPAM-getjoy said: think bacon sport to swing wet bathtub. This message brought to you by the E.T.'s Paris Group.

SPAM-bonser said: cry town guitar to smash bloody piano. This message brought to you by the Homer Simpson's grocery store Group.

SPAM-steep7 said: disappear soda prosthetic to clinch gross guitar. This message brought to you by the me's Ethiopia Group.

Tom said: I may need to actually make it not post anything if it's spam, because it seems an actual spam bot has found us.

Tom said: Creative fallage unlocks sticky Doodle partys.

Tom said: I called up my enemy, poked his shower till loud super hot nard bots watched to grocery store.

Tom said: Haha, "loud super hot nard bots.."

Alex H. said: Https://soundcloud.com/alexhauptmann/meet-jen Here's a song I made for my sister in law, whose name is not Santa

SPAM-eccch said: overwhelm monkey pizza to explain tall police. This message brought to you by the Bert's Wonderland Group.

Alex H. said: (that was me by the way, wondering what exactly the second box did)

Tom said: Howdy Alex! I made your link into a real link for easier viewage! I don't allow links in here from just ANYONE, but you are more than anyone, so there.

Tom said: Also, fun song! You're good with the uke, but i couldn't tell if you were saying "skis" or "steve"

SPAM-fifa55 said: pop mirror mustache to eat sporty gun. This message brought to you by the Mr. Bean's school Group.

SPAM-flyman said: slap dirt light beam to pop obtuse boy. This message brought to you by the Jesus's Denver Group.

SPAM-kidroc said: cut book luck to bark fake peanut. This message brought to you by the Doodle's school Group.

SPAM-rikky@ said: slam blood prosthetic to crush fat bubble. This message brought to you by the Sally's Hell Group.

SPAM-greenw said: smash stuffed animal crown to cry talentless eye. This message brought to you by the Bill Clinton's Sudan Group.

SPAM-razer2 said: crunch cup bib to jiggle portly lunch. This message brought to you by the you's Hollywood Group.

SPAM-crazyi said: yell jelly glass to punch loud attachment. This message brought to you by the Josh's Japan Group.

SPAM-lifest said: carress dinosaur money to rub American crown. This message brought to you by the Larry's London Group.

SPAM-lights said: wrestle car trash to clap rocky paper. This message brought to you by the Dr. Butter's Phoenix Group.

SPAM-freema said: disappear Sega Gamegear clam to cuddle poor pal. This message brought to you by the Ben Franklin's Seattle Group.

Alex H. said: Hehe thanks. And it's probably because I recorded it on my ipad mic and I was probably too close. And I think you might wanna just have it not post a message if a spambot plops down here.

Tom said: Yeah. right on. i'll kill 'em.

SPAM-goodbo said: grab shower blood to pop lusty turtle. This message brought to you by the Dr. Butter's Hollywood Group.

SPAM-eblann said: trip shark clam to fall wet milk. This message brought to you by the Bill Clinton's Disney Land Group.

SPAM-cooler said: cry worm town to spit gross artist. This message brought to you by the Tom's school Group.

SPAM-lifest said: smash beer port to defenestrate nerdy port. This message brought to you by the Mike Tyson's Canada Group.

SPAM-bonser said: kill earth town to clap lusty mirror. This message brought to you by the Tom's Canada Group.

Tom said: Testing new system..

Tom said: Testing new system2..

Alex H. said: I'm an abubbleist. I wear a wobbly hat and try convince super hot people that trash isn't real and neither is Josh, but there really was no pie.

Alex H. said: I'm an apeanutist. I wear a tall hat and try convince hairy people that pizza isn't real and neither is Mom, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Alex H. said: I'm an adinosaurist. I wear a talented hat and try convince aromatic people that girl isn't real and neither is George, but he's an idiot.

Alex H. said: I'm an apianoist. I wear a fat hat and try convince married people that coat isn't real and neither is George, but who cares...

Alex H. said: I'm an amustacheist. I wear a sour hat and try convince dark people that jelly isn't real and neither is Mom, but he's an idiot.

Alex H. said: I'm an aGeorgeist. I wear a George hat and try convince George people that George isn't real and neither is George, but I need to go now.

Tom said: Hey, i caught you.

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milky bongo said: Tulips and rice

Tom said: Milky bongo hello.

Alex H. said: Is this the blue dad? Is this just coat? swinged in a dinner, no have fun with from gun. pop your ghost, naw up to the peanut and punch...I'm just a muddy dinner, I need no soda...

Alex H. said: Is this the aromatic fire? Is this just bib? growed in a blood, no burp from sport. poop your bacon, explain up to the coat and kill...I'm just a poor dinosaur, I need no Sega Gamegear...

Tom said: Because it's ghostly come, talented go, satirical high, smelly low.

Tom said: I want my website to be alive again. It feels like a graveyard.

A non-e-moose said: Viral your site on 4chan or something, your site will come back to life.

cody said: Hey tom, love your work. just stumbled across your site again. i havent been here in years, i remember coming here watching Maynard and all the flash animations you were doing. I also remember some early live action stuff like the dancing around risd, anyway just glad to see this site is still up and with all the old nostalgic things i used to watch

Tom said: Thanks Cody! It's all still here.

Alex H. said: I dunno about shovin' this lil corner of the internet onto 4chan...

Tom said: Yeah. 4chan seems a little gnarly.

Alex H. said: Dr. Butter went to 4chan once. All the threads were of crowns and married moms, but then a baby fell through the ceiling.

Alex H. said: Mr. Bean went to 4chan once. All the threads were of bloods and dyslexic pizzas, but whyyyyyyyyy...

Alex H. said: We went to 4chan once. All the threads were of pianos and gross glasss, but this is only speculation.

Alex H. said: Beiber went to 4chan once. All the threads were of dusts and fake bees, but I need to go now.

Alex H. said: George went to 4chan once. All the threads were of Nintendos and sleepy partys, but who could ask for more?

Alex H. said: Beiber went to 4chan once. All the threads were of artists and frigid calculators, but the plane crashed in and killed them all.

Alex H. said: David Bowie went to 4chan once. All the threads were of nards and bumpy sodas, but I haven't heard why yet.

Alex H. said: This randomization thing is far more fun than it should be

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Alex H. said: Pop tarts. poop tarps. poop on a tarp.

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Alex H. said: Did social networking cause the death of Say Whatever?

Tom said: Youtube, Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, ......

Tom said: This used to be SPECIAL

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Alex H. said: What happened to all the cool people who used to do thing in this place?

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Tom said: They're dead, Alex. Dead.

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The Cool Person said: Hey this place is really cool! Digging all the flash. Srsly.

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Poopsy Chickenchunks said: It has been a long time, Tomthinks.

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Alex H. said: Wow dude, some people are still posting! Although...you might wanna change the code so that the spambots don't post at all instead of making a blank post.

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mechanik#8629 said: Operation Santiago compete. Transfer funds to account 2997:f1c0:1884:61:2

Alex H. said: ...Tom? Something sketchy is going on here.

HEY said: What do you think about flash animation

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Nick E. said: Hey Mom. Would you kindly burp my siamese breakfast? I'm stationed in New York or I would do it myself.

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Saraface said: Hey guys, spooky joe made me laugh so much

Saraface said: The lady flirts aggressively Henry England but

Alex H. said: I know this place is pretty much dead but this is ding-dang cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpum4nK2wOM

Jay S said: I would like to spank you

kimathomas said: What is spooky joe!

pixel said: Peep.

Tom said: Sorry for letting say whatever die.

Tom said: I forget it smashs.

Tom said: David Bowie naws in Sudan forever.

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Alex H. said: Oh please Mr. Rueger. You can't plant any more boogers.

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A.J. said: Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... SAY WHATEVER Episode VII The Say Awakens It has been a period of turmoil in the galaxy. The new EMPIRE forged by the Houses of DesLONGCHAMP and PHOENIX brought forth a new era of creativity. However, the SAY WHATEVER had fallen into darkness, a darkness forged by SPAM and SAID. However, a new age dawns and the OLD ORDER,awakened by the legendary fan, A.J. , will come forth and save the SAVE WHATEVER from shame and SPAM.

Alex H. said: A.J. you magnificent glossy stuffed animal you came back. *awkward sweaty internet hug*

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Alex H. said: A-way-to-go.com is absolutely beautiful and y'all should check it out

Tom said: Rodent papers

Tom said: Crown wrenchs

Tom said: Starfish wads

Tom said: Rodent Nintendos

Tom said: Sega Gamegear bees

Tom said: The most profound thing I have ever said to E.T.: "Dirtshowers aren't as buttery as you think, but bugs got stuck in it."

Tom said: Dis guy has more $$ than E.T.

Tom said: Take off your channel-changer and show it to the Africa people.

Tom said: Convince Superman that I have the best prebreakfasts this country has ever layed peanuts on.

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Alex H. said: ...guess who just hacked his way in *puts on sunglasses* *puts on sunglasses* *puts on three more sunglasses*

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Alex H. said: I just found a paper from like twelve years ago that said "Potato Chip Ninja (post on say whatever)". So

Alex H. said: Potato Chip Ninja

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Alex H. said: I'm Still Here!

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Alex H. said: Leg

Alex H. said: Hey alex h. from 2009, you're gonna end up recording neal anderson as a voice bank for a synthesizer company called plogue who also emulates votrax chips etc. this is your dream dude. this is cool as heck. you're awesome. you've gotta remember that, right? you're completely awesome, no matter what.

Alex H. said: AND ted pandel is letting you arrange a bruce haack piece for an ensemble! dude you're living the dream rn

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Alex H. said: Boy oh boy someone's tryin to spam this place really hard. weird how like, i'm the only one in here???

Alex H. said: Tom you rule and i hope you're doin well at whatever it is you're doing now

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Matt said: What was the old cartoon by Tom where someone goes, "I will do't"?

A.J. said: Say Whatever is still here?! And I am too? Wow!

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A.J. said: It would appear I didn't need the link afterall!

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MsTie said: Hello Everyone!

hi said: Oh yes

wait waht said: Wait whattttt

A.J. said: Lemme see...

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